Itch

[Worzel]

Dear Dyney

I have developed a nasty little rash in a rather sensitive place.

I'm not sure if I got it from the camel or the goat?

Please Uncle Dyney, you are my only hope.

Yours itchingly

Mr X

[Dyney]

Steve,
Has it gone scabby yet?

Your best bet is calamine lotion.
Drink 15ml every hour and the rash will clear up with in a few days.

If after a week it's still there you know not to mix with those camels/goats again :p Your better off with Sheep :haha:

[bigbod]

sheep are good but goats can be horny haha :norty:

[Worzel]

Steve,
Has it gone scabby yet?

Your best bet is calamine lotion.
Drink 15ml every hour and the rash will clear up with in a few days.

If after a week it's still there you know not to mix with those camels/goats again :p Your better off with Sheep :haha:


After drinking the calamine lotion, the scab has healed beautifully. I had to raise the dose to 20ml for the last 2 days to help finish the job.

I have not visited the Camels this week but the goats were mighty close to getting a visit. I find myself strangely drawn to barnacles since taking the lotion. Is that a standard side effect?

[Dyney]

Yes that is quite normal, but should pass with in a week :D

[Subarman]

Passing a barnacle can be painful !!